That was yesterday. Today is sunny. We went to the library book sale which is held twice a month, I think. I got Eats, Shoots & Leaves by Lynn Truss. The subtitle is "The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation". I am not great at punctuation...too many exclamation points and probably too many commas...and "dots"... Anyway, it's a witty and comical guide to punctuation and it's my new little reference.
The title? Well, as the story goes:
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
Just so you know.

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